Twice the flavor, on this page!

"lent" is a damn yankee bastard.

"nocarbon" is a model citizen!

The answer is yes, "slynk". But secretly, it's no.

"slynk" has this antrax. Etc.

Wow, that's a great idea from "undaine"!

"undaine" does not beat around the bush.

"woctaog" says "Count em!"

Well, that's it for this week! But keep checking back, because by my calculations, Tuesday should be coming again soon! And that means more wacky Goldmine fun.

– Scott "Kung Fucious" Delbango

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