Qwerinty
cereal that cries milk when you yell at it
Lil Cunty
bacteria that are frog sized and I can keep one in a terrarium
Lil Cunty
me: oh this, just a common streptococcus ratti. i keep it in here because it can coexist peacefully with my African water frogs. I'm saving up for a protozoa, they're way more interesting but I need a bigger tank and a filter first
Qwerinty
trees that grow upside down and into the earth, so you can live inside the tree in the earth like a little natural bomb shelter, and use the roots growing up into the sky to hang up laundry
TWIST FIST
a dog that flies back like a boomerang when you throw it
Lil Cunty
mice made out of red and green glitter so you can use owl pellets as Christmas ornaments
Ayatollah Hermione
bread with extra gluten that you can smugly eat in front of your annoying friend Connor
Rodatose
raccoon that puts fallen trash cans back upright and tidies up any escaped debris
alnilam
corm
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