I know, having an alligator as a pet SEEMS perfectly safe. But there are actually a few downsides.
Mark Zuckerberg enters the VR zone!
Your guide to the main subreddits that there are.
What *is* the best way to make coffee?
Oh, my garden looks bad? You want a freaking cookie??
The true stories, behind the cum.
It's time to add pumpkin spice to things.
I did not see the Tokyo Game Show this year.
"Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No?"
I hate when it's apocalypse and relatable awkward shit happens to me... fuck...
"HEY, L-A-A-A-D-Y !!" R.I.P. JERRY LEWIS 1926-2017
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Got no time for haters 👏 people who expect me to do emotional labor for free 👏 and people who ask me why my dick is stuck in the VCR 👏
It's two seperate themes. The two themes are NOT connected.
What if Neo and Ted Theodore Logan were the same person? Not that hard to imagine
[sauntering up to joss whedon giving magazine interview] Hey are these guys bothering you
open grinders falling off lap on to carpet compilation (HD)
History people smiling!
me, getting my arm hacked off: you moron. chainsaws arent even used in hockey
Find a discussion thread or facebook post or whatever where two people are having an argument about a movie or TV show. It's probably game of thrones or some shit. Say to one of them: "Hey is this guy bothering you"
Welcome... to scary hell.
The doctor said I needed more greens in my diet so I've been chowing down on scouring pads on my lunch breaks
You don't have to buy this on shutterstock. I've calmed down since last time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
Liches are huge dumbasses. I do NOT respect liches.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
The non-Euclidean geometry of our coupling is corroding my sanity.
Seriously, it's exactly what the title says.
Another site got the better URL but we're still the best creepypasta wiki on the web. YES they are all about video games.
Oh my god... that guy's swinging his sword around. He must have an insanely disciplined mind
It really is that simple.
The uncontrollable hunger of pot addicts
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Hey Asshole! Yeah, You, Jackass! Want To Know Which Disney Princess You Are, You Piece Of Shit?
Please buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images. I have a family
Me: *throwing a fidget spinner across the room* so what do you cool bros think about Mike's hard lemonade? *dab*
[clearing throat] I SAID "Crying Boy With Gun On Coast - buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images".
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Human ass vending machine.
Crying Boy With Gun On Coast - buy this stock photo on Shutterstock & find other images.
These date stories really are the pits.
Their heads are so small! Look at them!
"Hey, Did You Know This?" Gaming is the internet's premier source for game trivia, way better than those other guys.
It's time to shrink some heads!
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
By popular [?] demand, Casca is, unfortunately, back!
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