CaptainCanada
Sign me up!
ilikedirt
GRIME SLUT
King Vidiot
We cannot choose our names, they are written before us in the long, long ago. We can only choose to live our lives by the names we are given.
ilikedirt
MEATSNAKE
Lobotomy Bob
Not posting
ilikedirt
CRUSHER GORBO
ElectricSheep
post in a thread
ilikedirt
REDEMPTOR LUSTINIA
!Klams
Coma Doof my Warrior
ilikedirt
BATTLEBRAINS
fyodor
i am pretty curious why my mad max name would be
ilikedirt
well the reason why it would be ANDROGICUS is bc the nuclear radiation with make ur features become very gender neutral and yet, also incredibly grotesque and intimidating
Cymbal Monkey
Hi
ilikedirt
sorry but u are a nameless tumbleweed farmer in the future barely scratching by until u are suddenly killed by flying engine parts from an exploding car in a nearby road battle
ilikedirt
top causes of death in post apocalypse:
5) car battles
4) dehydration
3) hunger
2) suicide
1) car battle suicide
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