Clearly the SA Goons have resolved to get into better shape, or at least to make more jokes about in-shape people doing things! Recent Goldmine topics include football/wrestling, going to the gym, and professional hockey. Now we have NASCAR driving, arguably an athletic endeavor, as depicted in an "Activity Book," which clearly requires exertion, as evidenced by the name. Gutcruncher worked up a sweat scanning and posting all the pages, and the GBS 1.4 crew made sport of them!
Gutcruncher
Oh hey theres a coloring book on my shelf! Holy shit!
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About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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