Steve: Tree wang spotted.
Zack: "YOU!" roars the mighty avenger of Gaea. "You gonna get fuuuuuucked."
Steve: There's nothing funny about sex assaults.
Zack: I agree. All broccoli is rape.
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About This Column
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.
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