Zack: All hail the Tetravus, herald of overly-complicated rules, harbinger of the end of this goddamn article.

Steve: I didn't see you tap any lands to summon the artifact.

Zack: All the mana I needed was stored in my Mox Fuck You.

Steve: Awwww and we were getting along so well other than that time you cussed at me.

Zack: Steve, I sat and stared at "Steve is typing a message" for like half an hour while you typed up that goddamn poop story. Each nugget was more disgusting than the one that came before it.

Steve: Nah, it was all in one huge log. Equal gross consistency.

Zack: AAAAA!!! Steve!

Steve: See you later folks!

Zack: I hope you die a toilet death.

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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