Zack: Tap two deserts to release a video to Al-Jazeera.
Steve: How come everything else in magic is Urzah this and Benalish that and suddenly they're throwing Arabs and Allahs around?
Zack: The neo-cons made Arabs into a fantasy race similar to goblins or thri-kreen. Didn't you watch Power of Nightmares?
Steve: Nightmares you mean like the evil horse?
Zack: Yes. Richard Perle.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.