Zack: Serpent Lord, also known as Japanese Santa Claus.

Steve: Way more crying at malls in Tokyo.

Zack: You meet Japanese Santa Claus at a love hotel. He puts ads in Caraigsu Ristu.

Steve: He does look kindly. Like, maybe not meet him at a hotel kindly, but like, I'd buy his barbecue sauce kindly.

Zack: 75 herbs and spices mixed together with white cobra magic.

Steve: Sss! Snakeman's Secret Sauce. At a store near you.

Zack: Kogal sluts can also get it from a love hotel.

Steve: Ugh!

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