Henchman Status Updates: Operation Macy's

Availability: On Hire (hire)
Contracted To: Adverse Interests, LLC.
Term of Hire: 30 days or d/c/f

Average Customer Rating: (rate)

Customer Review:
Too good for a "good goon"

Reviewed by Diversified Atrocities Worldwide
Attentive to screamed commands and competent with most atomic blasters. Talks a good game about executing hostages, but when it comes time to execute the hostages he is prone to lollygagging. Perhaps fit for a guard or a (more)

Doug was shot seven times by a T.E.A.M. strike force while guarding the filling facility. He managed to escape into the gas bunker, but a T.E.A.M. white ninja was able to sneak in through a ventilation duct and administer a fatal nunchucking to Doug. His heroic sacrifice in the name of Adverse Interests bought us time to deploy the airborne command center and move (more)