~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
You hate tomatoes?
- Hatred of tomatoes is the result of either an undeveloped sense of taste or poor preparation during childhood. Either way it's no excuse.
Keeping tools safe from visitors
- "Oh you won't mind if I use your knifes will you? I brought my special glass cutting board so it will be fine! 
"
GWS New Year's Resolutions
- Nobody in this forum is loosing weight, that's for sure.
When life gives you lemons...
- Oh, what a problem. Too many lemons. 
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The goons like their fiction like they like their orange juice: all pulp.
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