Another year, another round of budget-friendly gift suggestions from the SA Forum Goons, another link to the theme song from the Van Damme/Rob Schneider buddy movie Knock Off: Some holiday traditions never change! But this installment is a little different -- in addition to the usual dollar-store finds, it features products from the Chinese warehouse site DealExtreme and, more alarmingly, its sister site for "adult products," Intimate Gadgets!

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