~*~ Cinema Discusso ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
"Movies are like books for the unwashed masses." -Albert Einstein

Return of the CineD Consensus: 1999 CineD Consensus thread for 1999. Now featuring movies that you've probably actually have SEEN.

Do you think video game stories would make good movies? Hmm, lets look at the track record here. NO!

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Indiana Jones and the... wait, Harrison Ford is 62? They're pushing it with him being an action star. Oh well, this movie looks freaking awesome anyway! Wooo.

'The Dark Knight' Preview Page I don't know if you've been following along but the studio has been doing constant internet ARG (or Alternate Reality Game) for The Dark Knight in preparation for the movies summer release. Check out this thread if you want to keep up to date on everything released but don't really feel like dealing with all their weird bullshit.

~*~ Helldump 2000 ~*~
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The Helldump is cage matches for nerds. If you've got something to get off your chest that isn't burger crumbs, this is the forum for you!

Jaccubin, dead set on being gbs famous Hey, hey GBS! Look at me! GBS! Look at me! LOOK AT ME! I'm so funny and start wacky threads. Come on, I'm going to be the next GBS SUPERSTAR.

GBS: Should I fuck my blood relative? Let's see, on the one hand we have an emotionally damaged first cousin. On the other hand we have sex with a woman. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


inidnana jones: "Cost i grow at least like 3-4 inches when i get hard" What is wrong with you people recently? Here's an actual quote from this jerk: "nah i don't think so.. tits are tits. i guess your mum is kind of weird, but my sister has huge tits and often reveals very revealing tank tops etc so i often steal a glance at them"
And now he's pretending to be dead.
"Well I have a slight porblem with my girlfriend. The past week she's been very distant and hasn't responded to many of my messeges, and whenever a lot of the time's when i ask to see her she's like 'oh i have to go over to Xs house, she's feeling really down and need to be there her.'

Now, she always seems to be doing this and worrying about other people or looking after them etc, but never seems to be about ME. Many a time i've requested her to come round during a particularly bad moment where I would like a bit of company and she's oftentimes been busy. So this begs you the question, just how much does she care about me? So i figured the best way to find this out would be to somehow make her think something horrible has happened to me like my parents of died are that i've been seriously hurt/killed and see how she reacts to see if she really cares. Is the a good idea? I guess i'd just like to know that she'd be there for me in that situation and that she does actaully care because right now I don't even know"

Dianasaur thinks that GBS is her Livejournal. I was just thinking to myself recently, I wonder what's going in on the life of Dianasaur? Now she's made sure to let everyone know all the minutiae of her everyday life in GBS thread form. Thanks a ton, I really care.

~*~ Laissez's Fair ~*~
Reppin': rubber cat

Things liberals think that are stupid - LIBERALISM SUCKS! now listen to my song ♪let's go, tsuke yuki no ose♪

Un-witty name - This is a memorial thread for Un-witty name, undoubtedly one of Laissez's Fair's best posters, whose posting career was tragically cut short when he posted in a forum he wasn't supposed to. I'm pourin out a 40 for you homie

let's make the best political party - LF's greatest minds sit down to forge a new political party that's unafraid to tackle the important issues, starting with whether the mascot should be a platypus or a dog

SCHOOL -- 1958 vs. 2008 - oh man wouldn't it be great if we could go back to the fifties and totally fuck with the squares' heads???

Star Trek: Stealth Socialism - hi i just wrote a dissertation on the left-wing ideologies underlying star trek man you won't believe just how radical the show was for its time for example did you know that the episode "the trouble with tribbles" (ep. 042) was basically advocating abortion well guess what you do now

McDonaldland Mayoral - it's time we put an end to this constant hamburglary once and for all

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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