~*~ Batman's Shameful Secret ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
"Urrrrsulllaaa!!" Was there ever a comic book where some guy died and screamed out "Ursullaaaa!"? Because if so maybe he was calling out someone's name or maybe he was just dying really bad.
(Ursula is a terrible name is what I'm trying to say.)

SDCC Comics News/Views depository It's Comiccon time and here is your clearinghouse for all the comic book news you need. Who's writing Final Crisis for DC? What author is taking over Astonishing X-Men after Whedon? Check it out.

Iron Man Comic Con Footage Bootleg footage on the internet? Well, I never! Any and all doubts that next year's Iron Man film (starring Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark/Iron Man) will vanish after watching this short, blurry, dark clip.

"Man vs. Shark 3!" or "San Diego Comic Con Sketches!" (lots of images) TheChirurgeon went on a simple quest this weekend. To collect sketches of the eternal battle of Man vs Shark.

Batman 666 No, this isn't about Bat-Satan. Forum favorite comic author Grant Morrison wrote an extremely interesting and deep comic released this past week. Read into it what you want, I just likes me some purty pictures.

Ultimates 3 Preview -- Now with exclusive leaked script!!! A totally true and NOT MADE UP script has been found for Jeph Loeb and Joe Mad's Ultimates 3. Here's an excerpt:

Panel 3 - [Hank Pym slumps over, crying. Cap consoles him with another manly shoulder grab]
PYM: *SOB* Which was all my fault!!!
CAP: Now now, Hank. You're a good man. A good, flawed man. I believe in you, Hank. I believe in Hank Pym. Is Jan going to be okay, Bill?
FOSTER: Well, as I said, we've performed extensive surgery on her, and she's expected to make a full recovery. But there was so much damage to her eyes… and skin… well, there's no other way to say this-- she's going to look like a white lady.

Funny Panel of the Week!
thanks Mr. Flunchy

~*~ Helldump 2000 ~*~
Reppin': muscles like this?
The Helldump is cage matches for nerds. If you've got something to get off your chest that isn't burger crumbs, this is the forum for you!

"The Glistening" meltdown party The Glistening is insisting that he isn't having a meltdown. Yet the fact that this thread was just 6 days ago and already has 1300 posts with over 200 of them made by The Glistening himself kind of tells a different story.

what is the most embarrassing thread on the forums right now Forum Friday's Monday own rubber cat tries to slack off at his job by getting Helldump to find threads for him. Jokes on him, nobody reads TVIV so there are no contributions for that!

Goons decribe their perfect man/woman Hey, guess what? Lots of goons are shallow jerks who have high standards for their SO but not themselves. My perfect man/woman? I'm looking for a he-she with a rugged jaw, high firm breasts, a nice round ass and a big dick. Best of both worlds, baby!

The Life and Times of RandomSporkings Its meltdown weekend here at the dump with RandomSporkings taking the next one. Watch out, because if you leave your AIM screen name in your profile and say something bad about him you will get a visit quite soon. A rambling nonsensical visit, but a visit nonetheless.

~*~ The TV IV ~*~
Reppin': rubber cat
Keep up with your favorite shows and discuss their intricacies with loads and loads of people with nothing better to do than to count how many times Jim looked at the camera last week.

Jekyll - Series 1, premieres August 4th on BBC America - Dr. Jackman has a dark secret: he can turn into red smoke, apparently.

Rescue Me - Season Four - Premieres June 13 - I wish someone would rescue me from these atrocious plotlines! Ha ha!

[UK] The Great British programme discussion - NOW IN COLOUR - UK television is actually just the same old shit we have in the US, except they speak in British accents so it sounds classy.

Fall TV Deadpool, what do you think is going to fail - TV IV predicts which new shows will fail in the fall. Vulgar's pick: "Is there an interesting new show on Fox? I'll pick that one, whatever it happens to be."

~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.

How do I shot gun - ever find yourself at the range unable to hit a paper target at 10 feet? Maybe you should take a look at this thread and find out what you're doing wrong.

IDPA: I Don't Practice Anymore - Now that you know how to hit a man sized target at 10 feet you should put those skills to use by going to some IDPA matches.

Acquiring meat with a little sneakery - Your goon friends eat you out of house and home again? Just grab your Mosin Nagant and let's kill us some dinner.

An Intro To Making Buckskin - After killing yourself a ground squirrel you should probably do something with all of that left over skin. Maybe you should make a hat.

So you want to hunt in New Zealand - Since you made a hat out of american ground squirrels, why not make a matching boa out of Kiwi feathers?

The C&R License and You - Cyrano4747 decided to take time from hunting down Bubba gunsmiths to give us a quick run down on how to apply for our very own Curios and Relic license.

A Very Basic Guide to Military Surplus Ammunition - Since you used your recently acquired C&R License to buy a vintage military surplus firearm it's time to find out what kind of ammunition you should use.

Military Restoration for Non Heretics - What about the sticky communism all over my gun? Blistex gives us some techniques to rehabilitate your military surplus firearm for this brave new capitalistic world.

Roll your own - Build an AR-15 lower from parts - Tired of all those Curios and Relic firearms you got with your C&R? Why not build an AR-15! It's fun for the whole family!

How to Restore a Piece of Milsurp Leather Gear - A quick how to on restoring your leather bond... ammunition bandoleers.

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