This week, the some of the forum representatives thought it would be fun to swap forums and "spice things up a little" like it's a cold, loveless marriage. Keep on reading, because this week, Forum Friday is doing it in the kitchen!
lol DEMONIUS X replied to my video - Long story short, some fat YouTube guy got into a vlog war with FYAD. Magic Hat Detective's response is hella radical so check that out for sure. Oh, and someone found a Livejournal post where the fat guy reviewed his new Fleshlight and said he named it after the only girl who ever loved him or whatever. CLICK IT OR TICKET.
suicide is painless - M*A*S*H fanart is not. It sucks, don't click this one.
we eat fries, drink sprite, u know this - "Burgin" is the state of craving, eating, or recovering from an enormous burger (or "burg") so check this thread out if you like to eat.
upcoming fyad holidays - Sync your Blackberries or whatever the hell because you just missed Captain Picard Day on July 8 (see Star Trek: The Next Generation season 7 episode "The Pegasus for more info). That's right, our forum has holidays. No big deal, really.
In the Comics for 7/6/07 - CaptainWinky is keeping us updated on the world of newspaper comics and has promised to alert us all when one is actually funny.
all my life i have sought the ultimate lobster experience...... - If Moby Dick were the ultimate lobster experience, Livestock would be Captain Ahab (or at least one of his really good friends).
Worst D & D poster You would think that a group from a forum called "Debate and Discussion" could keep things relatively civil. WRONG! This arguement has raged for three months, 570 pages and over 22,000 posts.
goons.txt. You might think it is hidden. You might think that you just told a close circle of friends. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. Every idiotic comment, every declaration of having deviant thoughts will be found and it will be mocked.
goons.jpg Beware all who enter this thread. You might think to yourself "oh, this will just be a fun romp that will let me make fun of some weird looking fellows" and then BAM! You run headlong into a bunch of overweight goons in their underwear playing Twister while directly facing the camera is a lardo in a pair of tighty whiteys with a prominent skid mark. You will take this image to your grave.
Stupid bitches refuse to share a computer with me Instead of trying for a witty remark I'll just leave you with a wonderful quote from the subject of this thread goon Bareback Rodeo: "When I was about 5 I took the sharpest knife out of the kitchen drawer, walked upstairs, and threatened to stab my mother and my brother to death. They both laughed at me. That's probably my worst childhood memory ever." ...yeah.
VOTE FOR PRON HAUL RON PAUL, RON PAUL, RON PAUL! Ron Paul: will bring back the gold standard! Ron Paul: will deport all the immigrants! Ron Paul: has absolutely no fucking chance of winning the election next year or even the primary for the Republican party! That doesn't stop his biggest Helldump supporter from making over 400 posts by himself.
~*~ Automotive Insanity ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Click click, post post, argue argue, yell at computer screen, get yelled at by stepdad, click click.
Sometimes they don't Improve on the original - The some world's most beautiful cars didn't translate well into modern times.
Ugliest car ever, voted by you, AI: Round 1 - While some cars lines never got a chance to be beautiful.
You'll never believe what came with my new Ecotech engine... - Cranius got some sort of free oil pump and a radiator with his little Ecotech engine.
How do you dispose of used fluids? - I pour them into the lawn like a normal person. What do you yuppies do?
Window Tint Tips - cYp needs blingin' black tint to match his spinaz on his Escalade.
He said, "I can smell your VULVA." The scent of a woman, NWS and bottled. - This can go in two directions: The perfect final touch for that realdoll, or a debate about the (theoretical) smell of a woman's vagina.
Celibacy - "It doesn't count as celibacy if you're still beating off. And I'd be willing to bet you're still beating off." precludes "for a while it's all I was doing, drinking Bud Light and jerking for several hours a day"
By popular request; the Idahell files. - Holy fuck that's a long OP. Oh shit, another story! Only read this thread if you have at least a week with nothing to do.
Interested, or fucking with me? - Now the complete opposite. This one has way too little information and he is dumb enough to post a picture of himself.
Why do I find girls a bagful of issues hot? - "Because crazy chicks fuck like champions."
Did I come off creepy or sweet here? - Zombie Pornstar is a god among goons. He's willing to go the extra mile to get that number. Best of luck to you young man!
The New Myspace, Hi5, Tagworld, Facebook, Friendster Clusterfuck! - Post your social networking site link! Great idea!
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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