This prank started going in one direction and ended up in a totally new dimension. I was originally going to pretend to be some kind of idiotic avant-garde art student, but it took a completely different turn. Luckily I had another pre-planned prank idea to fill in for the detour this one took.

Oh yeah, the victim of this prank is one of the most productive and intelligent members of our online society, an ICQ spammer who forwards lame messages and asks that you do the same. Do these people really deserve to live?


phoenix - You can make quick bucks EASY!!! Microsoft and AOL have merged and are working on their new version of ICQ, so forward this message to everybody on your ICQ list! You could win up to $1,000 per forwarding! Please send this to everybody on your list!

phoenix - You can make quick bucks EASY!!! Microsoft and AOL have merged and are working on their new version of ICQ, so forward this message to everybody on your ICQ list! You could win up to $1,000 per forwarding! Please send this to everybody on your list!

Lowtax - EVERYBODY?!?

phoenix - yeah, plz

Lowtax - OKAY

Lowtax - You can make quick bucks EASY!!! Microsoft and AOL have merged and are working on their new version of ICQ, so forward this message to everybody on your ICQ list! You could win up to $1,000 per forwarding! Please send this to everybody on your list!

Lowtax - HOWS THAT?

phoenix - not me u idiot!

Lowtax - SORRY, I JUST WANT TO WIN THAT $10,000

Lowtax - I NEED THE MONEY BECAUSE I'M BROKE

phoenix - A/S/L?

Lowtax - YES

phoenix - ????

Lowtax - I SAID I NEED THE MONEY BECAUSE I'M BROKE

phoenix - what u do?

Lowtax - COMPUTER ART

phoenix - u have Phtotoshop?

Lowtax - WHATS THAT? SOME KIND OF GAME? I DONT PLAY GAMES ON THIS COMPUTER, I DONT HAVE TIME FOR GAMES!

phoenix - how do u do computer art w/o photoshop?!

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