Silver Wolf - I don't know, I have seen many strange things myself.
Lowtax - Like what? TELL ME
Silver Wolf - Well, my grandmother's house was haunted, I've seen ghosts before. I've also done psychic research.
Lowtax - Chester?
Silver Wolf - What?
Lowtax - Did you see Chester?
Silver Wolf - Who's that?
Lowtax - Chester, he was dead, now in ghost form?
Silver Wolf - I don't know who Chester is, sorry.
Lowtax - But he's dead!!!
Silver Wolf - Just because you're dead doesn't mean your a ghost.
Lowtax - OH, how do you becomes ghost then, fill out forms?
Lowtax - some sort of application? I don't know
Silver Wolf - Most ghosts are usually people who were wronged in there lives... and they are trying to tell everybody living what happened. There spirits are restless.
Lowtax - maybe punchcards? I don't know how to become ghost!
Silver Wolf - What?
Lowtax - Do they have forms then?
Silver Wolf - I don't understand?
Lowtax - Like some variation of a popular spreadsheet? Sorry, do you understand?
Silver Wolf - No, I don't, sorry.
Lowtax - So what about Yetis, friend?
Silver Wolf - Well, most people think the Yeti are some kind of aliens that were brought to the Earth a long time ago.
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