REPLIES TO THE MEDIA FANS

From:Justin Campbell
To:

Tank,

My name is Justin Campbell, I work for justjared.com. Our site has covered and promoted Levi since he came into the spotlight. We would love to interview Levi and do a story on him while he is still in New York. I've listed my contact info below. Please get back to me asap either by phone or email and let me know if there is any interest.

- Justin

Hey yo Justin how is it going. It's levi. I think I remember you from one of my NY events. You were the nice dude with the fauxhawk and the red chinos, right? I was the dude looking like james bond dipped in solid gold pimp sauce with that model from Russia whose name I could never say.

I know this email is pretty frigging old but I am hopefully gonna come to new york to do a media junket for my tv show and if that don't work out fuck it I'll just hit up ny because I love meeting cool people.

I was wondering if you wanted to hang out the next time I came. I never could find some rowdy dudes who like to party like me and the boys back home. Pretty much I am gonna need some things. Namely some tall boys something good like silver bullet or miller. None of this fat tire stella artoire shit. Need a cooler. Need a jeep preferably one that we can wreck without any problem. Need a couple girls, they don't have to be super hot but they need to be serious sluts. The kind who will turn on some rap station and get up on your hood and strip when you park by a retention pond.

Oh and big bonus if you know of any of those lesbian bondage clubs michael steel was at. If not that's cool too.I can settle for a basement apartment where we eat churros and drink sangria and watch a puerto rican girl pee on a cat.

Gonna need some shotguns. Prefer 10 gauge so we can shoot at rocks. IF you can still get those cop killer shells I heard those are awesome if you shoot melons with them. You and just so you dont get the wrong idea I am 100% against killing cops. Cops rule as long as they aren't fucking with you. I had an NYPD hat ever since 9/11 that the palins gave me. Smells like weed now but the semitent stands.

Oh and cocaine. Probably about half a pound. If you can get a whole pound I will send you some photos I took on my phone of me blowing weed smoke in tripps face.

Anyway hit me up with whatever. Tank doesn't read this shit like he's supposed to or would have replied sooner.

PEACE!