Dr. Retarded Honorary Most Mashable Monster:
Winner: Tie between Nightbeast for the titular rubber monster, and Robo Vampire for inventing a whole new kind of monster by putting a vampire in a cheap gorilla suit.
Least Quotable Line Award:
Winner: Barracuda, because we still can't believe that's a real quote.
King of Atlantis' Damp Nugs Award for Psychedelic Insanity:
Winner: In Search of the Titanic easily annihilates the competition, and our fragile minds.
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