> YOU ESCAPE FROM THE TRIANGLE ZONE. THERE’S STILL A SOLID HOUR OF MOVIE LEFT TO GO, SOMEHOW. DEPLOY POINTLESS TIME-WASTING SIDE CHARACTERS:
> VINNY THE SCHNOZ APPEARS. PASS A GUIDO CHECK FOR SUCCESSFUL DODGE.
>> Frank Sinatra was actually gay.
>> I don’t even care what my mother thinks about the women I date.
>> Hey Tony, pass the Capicola!
> SUCCESS! PEDO MUSTACHE AND STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT CULTURAL APPROPRIATION OF CAPPUCCINO AVOIDED. +100 POINTS.
> DOORBOT 9000 ACTIVATED. PREPARE TO FACE WRATH.
> CRISPY BACON: POLICE CASUALTY. FRY PIGGY FRY!
> ROBOT LIVES MATTER. MOVING RIGHT ALONG...
> CAUTION! PEEKBOT TRIGGERED!
> NO, OF COURSE THAT’S NOT A DECAPITATED CYLON ON A STICK, THAT WOULD BE ILLEGAL AND WEIRD.
>> Sue for copyright infringement.
> FAILED! COUNTERSUIT INITIATED! YOU LOSE 80,000 SPACE CREDITS!
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