Barkwire.com Reviews: Satire

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A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE
Posted by Angie [Read other reviews by Angie]
(.5 Bones)

I am trying my darnedest to raise my children in a wholesome environment, but it is just so hard when there are so many negative role models out there. The dogs of this town are just awful, just awful. While taking my two children (Jessica and Taylor) to get haircuts, they couldn't help but notice that lecherous old dog Satire and his young "boyfriend" cuddling in front of the business. It is bad enough the liberal democrats are trying to force homosexuality down our throats, but now we have to put up with the gay agenda from dogs too??? When is this going to end?

Dogs are God's creations, and they should know better. Shame on these dogs. Shame on all of us for tolerating their behavior.

MET SATIRE AND LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON
Posted by ELMO STEPHENS [Read other reviews by ELMO STEPHENS]
(5 Bones)

HEY GUYS WAS DRIVING HOME FROM ARBY'S AND SAW A DOG LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. I SWERVED TO AVOID IT AND HIT A MAILBOX SUPER HARD. I GOT OUT TO CHECK ON THE DOG AND IT WAS FINE. I RECOGNIZED IT AS SATIRE AND HE GOT UP GAVE ME A BISCUIT. DON'T KNOW WHY HE GAVE IT TO ME BUT THEN I KIND OF REALIZED THAT HE HAD EVERY RIGHT TO LAY IN THE ROAD AND THAT WE WERE WRONG OT BUILD A ROAD THERE WHERE DOGS MIGHT LIE DOWN AND NAP. I APOLOGIZED TO HIM AND HE WAGGED HIS TAIL AND LEFT. I AM VERY SAD ABOUT THE MAILBOX THOUGH IT WAS A NICE ONE.

ELMO STEPHENS

TERRIBLE NEWS ABOUT MANDALAY
Posted by almam [Read other reviews by almam]
(5 Bones)

if you haven't heard the news, satire's life partner mandalay was killed when he was run over by a catering van from mike's catering!! even though mandalay was very young, he and satire made a great couple!! i hope satire will find the strength in his heart to continue with his art!!

i heard satire was going to never wear his bandana again because he is so heart broked? i have been crying all morning. p.s. please boycott mike's catering!!!

THIS DOG
Posted by GrahamB [Read other reviews by GrahamB]
(5 Bones)

THIS DOG. THIS REMARKABLE DOG.

GOD BLESS THIS DOG.

LOVE TO BREAK IT TO YA!
Posted by BiGDog [Read other reviews by BiGDog]
(2 Bones)

But Satire isn't anything to write home about. Sure, he does good work. But that's only if you haven't seen the work of other avant-garde dogs like Sebastian, Hubris, Victor Victor, "Dog", and the original, Horse. They were presenting their craft long before that old poof Satire showed up. Shame about Mandalay, though. He was a solid dog. Hate to see a dog go out that way.

Of course a meat and potato guy like me isn't interested in watching some old bag of bones ply his silly craft. Give me a regular old All American dog like Baron, Harpoon, Argos, the Bandit, or --BiGDOG'S-- #1 dog for life - Panzer!

--BiGDOG'S-- MOVIE PICK OF THE WEEK: Beethoven's 2nd. The original bad dog is back for more, and Charles Grodin is at his wit's end! Aside from some continuity errors and poor acting by the dog that plays Beethoven's lady friend, this one is a definite hit and real piece of cinéma-vérité for fans of big dogs and Charles Grodin.

Roll over and play dead, 'cus --BiGDOG-- just knocked you out cold with some knowledge!

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