Later, still during the opening, as the camera pulls back, there are five podiums visible on the stage. With Jeb Bush recently scared out of the race and Donald Trump's wife not willing to participate, it is likely this podium was intended for Carson.
BLITZER: Same question to you, Doctor Carson.
CARSON: Finally, I thought I was having the invisible dream again.
TRUMP: WHAT TED CRUZ DID TO BEN CARSON IS SHAMEFUL. THE FAKE ROBOCALLS, THE BJ GESTURE, AND I HEARD HIM SAY A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE THING ABOUT DOCTOR BEN CARSON'S WIFE WHO IS A LOVELY WOMAN. JUST LOVELY. NOT A "DIRT DYKE."
CARSON: Can I respond to that?
BLITZER: Three seconds.
CARSON: Okay the correct answer to your first question is bugs.
BLITZER: Thank you, Doctor Carson.
CARSON(Possibly, from off-camera): Water bugs.
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