THE DEED IS DONE.

Step 1: The cake.

Step 2: Girlfriend Emily "Integral" Reigel is given cake.

Step 3: Girlfriend cuts into cake.

Step 4: Girlfriend discovers "oddity" inside cake.

Step 5: Oddity, upon closer inspection, turns out to be engagement ring.

Step 6: Girlfriend Emily "Integral" Reigel says "yes" and will soon become Emily "Integral" Kyanka.

Step 7: Girlfriend, cat, and webmaster are all happy. They become one small, happy family.

HOORAY!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@TwitterHasBannedAllMyAccountsEver)

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