Casual Encounters of the Turgid Kind

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Hey buddy.
I could probably help you out with a haircut. I could give you the 'all over buzz' you want. I also have experience with military cuts and could get you into a crew or high & tight.

A little J/O after the cut might be nice. Perhaps you could give me a cut or clean up my sides with the razor? I sport a short high & tight and like to keep it clean.

Trade cuts or mutual grooming is good. I also have a big, untrimmed bush that might need the clippers.

Me....40 w/ beard & military cut.

If you've already been sheared......that's ok......we can always plan for a future session.

Shoot me a reply.

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