This Sunday supreme Something Awful maven Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka wed his beautiful fiancée Megan in an extremely classy wedding ceremony that involved less than three neckbeards and only one Linux t-shirt. Several members of the SA staff as well as the brains behind Mega64 were also seen in attendance by snooping gossipmongers from the tabloids.
Rich is continuing to enjoy his honeymoon in Cancun, so guess what suckers? Another day of Zack!
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
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Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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