COUNTRY SINGER ARRESTED FOR SUSPECTED ARSON
Montgomery, Alabama- Country singer Hank Williams Junior was arrested earlier this morning in connection with the fire at a local FOX station.

Security cameras recorded a man in a cowboy hat and tassled leather jacket igniting the station and fleeing in a pickup truck before police arrived late last night.

Two people were taken to area hospitals with non-life-threatening injuries. One victim reported, "someone screamed 'ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL' before the explosion."

Hank Williams Jr. is 58 and was deemed Tennessean of the Year in 2007. More...

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