Grandpa Story Xchange

NWV grandpa, 87, Polish Immigrant "DOUGLAS"
story about a nightmare he had about a wizard. AMAZED WHOLE FAMILY. Wizard story very realistic like being in a wizard nightmare!!!

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Then there was a...there was a column and it was made out of lightning...and I saw three eyes in the sky. One was blue, one was red, and one was green. And I could hear laughing even though there was nobody around. And I started to get scared and then a wizard was there. There was also Frank Paulson from the CVS who sells me my nitroglycerin pills and he was naked except for a cloth diaper. Don't know why but the fella had lobster claws sticking out of the legholes. Then the wizard kissed me on the mouth.

NWV grandpa, 82, New yorker OTTO
very jewish and has great jewish stories from shpilkes to nachas you will not find better jewish grandpa stories ANYWHERE all other jewish grandpa stories are pretenders some of them aren't even really jewish this is the real deal

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And then, what? I'm going to get down on my hands and knees and chase the ball under the porch? Feh! Can you imagine? Me, Otto Mendelbaum on bended knee like a catholic down in the dirt and bugs. It's a horror. A horror, I tell you. But then again I didn't have two shekels to rub together because I was working in my father's dreidel shop on West 51st and Otto Sr. G-D rest him was stingy as they come. A real mensch, but tight with the purse strings, if you know what I mean bubeleh.