Hey there, old man! Where do you think you're going?
Nice breeze today, wouldn't you say? What are you, 60?
Plenty of wood out here!
Hope you're not preventing a picnic group from using that table, bud!
how did you do that with your belly button. how
are you the same guy? what the
Trust the Gorton's fisherman my ass
You look nice. Carry on.
wow no
Shhh, he's sleeping.
This dad is making the "watching someone parallel park poorly" face, which is weird since there is no one around for miles.
Turn that frown upside down, friend.
dont hurt me
"Pleasant"
Not you again!!!!!
"Shut the flip up, Donny!!!" Hahaha. Have you ever seen movies?
I don't care for this guy. Boo on him.
This is awful
No
Aghghghghghg
Stop
Hapy Father Day
man come on
noo
i hate this
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