In addition to glowing endorsements from individuals like KRS One, Chuck Norris and Prodigy from Mobb Deep, Ron Paul has earned the support of hundreds of grassroots political organizations. Along with support from over seven regional Tea Party covens and the Jefferson Republican Party, Ron Paul is proud to welcome endorsements from the following groups:
The Intercollegiate Ponytail Society
The Society for Creative Anachronism
Wisconsin Freegans for Gun Rights
The Autistic Olympics
Moms Against Healthcare
The National Association for the Quiet Distrust of Colored People
Public Breastfeeding Freedom League
The Libertarian Alchemist's Collective
The Jeff Goldblum Memorial Endowment for Jeff Goldblum Research
The National Federation for the Privatization of Hispanics
Bloggers for Advancing Wordcounts
The Ultimate Warrior
The Bay Area Overpass Political Graffiti Club
Lesbian Daughters of the Confederacy
Daughters of the Thermal Depolymerization Revolution
Babies for a Tax-Free America
The Powers Boothe Truther Troupe
Citizens for the Criminalization of Skateboarding
The Cat Hoarder Legal Defense Fund
The David Thorpe University of Biblical Numerology
The League of Assassins
Snake Canyon Peacekeeping
Society for the Acceptance of Public Erections
The Wesley Snipes Foundation for Ill-Advised Tax Protest
The Rush Anti-Defamation League
Uncles for Open Borders
Death Row Inmates Against School Lunches
Citizens for the Advancement of Imaginary Medical Conditions
The Society of Female Sideburns
Big Game Hunters Against the Endangered Species List
The Megaphone Nuisance League
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Swamp Loggers Against Net Neutrality
Coalition to Deregulate the Age of Consent
Nevada Whoremongers Guild
Brotherhood of Lone Nut Gunmen
South Park Fans for Equivocation
The Utah White Devils Motorcycle Club
North American Man-Gold Love Association
SoCal Objectivist Boardgamers Guild
Power Bottoms for Privatized Utilities
Rockapella
Free Market Diaper Enthusiasts
The Fringe Militia Friendship Network
Citizens for an FDA-Free America
Linux Admins Online Romance Club & Sysop Speed Dating Society
The American Absurdist League
The Caucasian Bow Tie Bloc
Lolicon Brothers for Fansub Freedom
Friends of Dracula
The Free Dr. Moreau Movement
The Offshore Colony of Chiptune Creators and ASCII Artists
The Deadliest Gamers
Expatriate BitCoin Enthusiasts of Kuala Lampur
Flagstaff, Arizona Suicide Club
Avuncular Cranks of America
Moms for Legalized Whaling
The Oklahoma Morgellons Choir
Olympic Peninsula Bigfoot Hunters
Grandmothers Against Steampunk
West Coast Society of Erotic Hypnotists
Ghosts for Estate Tax Abolition
The Right-to-Die Mimes
Polyamorous Moms for Smaller Government
Escort Card Distributors of Las Vegas
The Fox Mulder Fanclub
Children of the Corn
Prog Drummers for Nonstandard Time Signatures
Dads & Grads Against Public Libraries
The Indoor Helmet League
Council on Untested Meats
The Max Rebo Band
Weezer Fans for Fish & Game Reform
Gangstalking Victims Anonymous
Lesser Baldwin Brothers of America
The Ayn Rand Crossdresser's Guild
The Gold Standard Cheese of the Month Club
The National League of Crackpots
Land Barons for Legalized Slavery
The Humboldt Secessionist Society
The Unashamed Public Dogfucker Alliance
Quantum Leapers for Putting Right What Once Went Wrong
Open Carry Birthday Clowns United
The American Coalition of One-Issue Stoner Parties
UFO Believers for Challenger Disaster Research
The Yosemite Valley Condo Development Group
Supporters of Newt Gingrich, Within Reason
The Tax-Free Raccoon Exchange
The Goodyear Freedom Riders of the Sky
The D-Fens Revival ChurchThe Private Sector Supercollider Society
The Mid Atlantic Fedora Society
Arkansas Topfree BBWs
The Northern Idaho Anti-NWO Organization
The Reptilian Awareness Trust
Teapot Dome Survivors United Against the Department of the Interior
Citizens for WWE Truth
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