OK, it's Christmas. You've opened your presents, you've eating your turkey, you've watched one of the lower-tier James Bond films. Now, you're bored, and there's 23 hours left in the day. How can you pass the time? Any normal human would go insane. But not you. Because you've got these fun Christmas activity cards printed out and ready to go. Christmas is, thanks to me, saved.
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Pardon Our Dust
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DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
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Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
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