Productive society member VelvetEvoker recently posted about one of the more interesting aspects of working in the movie rental industry. It seems that many customers often botch the title of the movie they are asking for, or describe it in some strange and mysterious way if they don't know the title. After posing some of the strange requests he's gotten, the Something Awful Forum Goons started making those requests a reality. What follows are a some of silly images of movies based on botched titles from Blockbuster customers. Probably also a great deal of fabrication as well! Enjoy!
For Virion, there is no greater Book of Treasure than that of the Holy Bible.
I don't know if this Falinmor idea would be beneath Hollywood, but I would probably see it.
Fenring's years of experience working for a cannery are finally paying off.
For an old warhorse like Fenring, this is just one more saddle sore.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
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