There is something magical about the way Smeep runs his fingers through his hair. Oh god...
Now that I think about it, I really don't trust Sombrerotron for insurance advice.
WonkeyTheMonkey just hit pay dirt here! This would make an excellent awful fucking movie worthy of God's wrath.
If not for that magical gem, Kenshino would not have a second life as a rock and roll star.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!