Captain Tudmoke
Place these three credit cards in these three slots, and the bombs never go off. Is it such a high price to pay? Could you stand having the lives of those hundreds of people on your conscience?
Applewhite
Because you're haunted by nightmarish flashbacks to the beaches of the Pacific Theater?
Applewhite
Seniors are senile, and in their addled state of mind are often incapable of comprehending the 14 good things about being old.
loquacius
#5: It is not necessary to cover an entire page with question marks at the end of every question. A single question mark will usually suffice.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
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