I think Whispering Machines is some kind of robot librarian.
eclipse9 invented a new sports drink.
MononcQc is more hardcore than Mountain Dew Code Red.
Tell me what's wrong Yeshmiester, what the hell you damnin bout I'm your homey so just say what's on your mind.
Man, I can't believe SomewhatFraudulant. Damn.
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