Everdraed's SpliceTubes!

This week's Phriday looks a little different than the rest, but face it: It's almost 2015 and things are just going to be getting weirder and more unrecognizable from now on, in every future year. Now, not only did SA's resident video-manipulation wizard Everdraed post a bunch of cool videos that, while too large to embed, will rescale to fill your browser window when you click on the descriptions, but also he's put together a few templates to help the SA Goons (and now you, the reader!) create their own videos. Yeah, yeah, "I don't come to Something Awful to make my own Photoshops, what is this Russia?" Don't worry, there's still plenty of pre-assembled content to enjoy, but you can produce your own 'SpliceTubes' (Everdraed's description, patent pending) if you're feeling inspired!

Everdraed

FUCK YOUR FEDORA

FUCK YOUR FETISH

FUCK YOUR FOAM

FUCK YOUR PEWDIEPIE

FUCK YOUR DOODLY DOO

FUCK YOUR YEEEEE _{well actually that one's alright}

FUCK YOUR HOLIDAY 'SONG'

FUCK YOUR SUPERS

FUCK LIFE AND ITS LEMONS

FUCK HER TOO

I'D FUCK YOU

FUCK YOUR OVERWHELMING DISPLAY OF HUMANITY AND CALL FOR SANITY

FUCK THIS SHIT IF IT'S NOT GONNA LOAD

And last but not least FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO FUCK IT ALL UP

Can you guys think of anything I missed?

http://everdraed.net/SA/fuckyou/FUCKYOU.html?v=[youtube video id]&ts=[time start in seconds, can be left out]

EDIT: New Splicetube templates!

Can a video not be consumed by the new flesh? Drome it!

Or maybe it ushers in a new era, where fantasy and reality are intermingled in a haze of exquisite violence? Drome it happily!

Now you've fucked up!
Bees, etc.

Mice!
More mice!

http://everdraed.net/SA/drome/drome.html?v=[youtube video url]&ts=[time start in seconds]

http://everdraed.net/SA/drome/drome2.html?v=[youtube video url]&ts=[time start in seconds]

Have you ever watched a youtube video that just makes you wanna destroy your monitor? Have you ever destroyed a monitor because of a youtube video? Are you running out of monitors? Well, your troubles are over! Now you can express your displeasure in a satisfying manner, or maybe you just wanna kill your tv! Whatever the reason or target, just smash it away.

http://everdraed.net/SA/smashtv/smashtv.html?v=[youtube video ID]&ts=[time start in seconds]&hit=[time in seconds to drop the hammer]

The hammer drop will default to three seconds, and the timer should always wait for buffering to finish before it begins the hit timer. Sometimes even a single frame of a video is too much to bear, so do whatcha gotta!

All of these will rescale to fit your browser window if you use .swf instead of .html, it's just that simple!

Alpha3KV

Fuck you and your little friend!

Grave $avings

Smash This Pig!

david...

Squash 'n' Smash!

Grave $avings

Planes, trains and fucking automobiles!

Obsurveyor

And a fucking boat, too!