Apparently not even God can count on reliable delivery. "Dracnor" shakes his fist to the heavens!
Mothers, lock up your sons, "lucidish" is in town!
"Old Grendel" guides this mythological telegram back into the hands of man.
"tasslex" resurrects a dead catchphrase in epic fashion.
"overseer07" used illegal sorcery to uncover this lost telegram.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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