gumplunger is sad all his free abortion coupons are no longer valid in South Dakota.
Sookie has been stowing away in an Ikea store for weeks now.
The Vincester is just trying to touch base with you.
Sookie is out to promote smoking amongst our nation's impressionable youth because he hates children (they killed his people).
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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