Captain1Million is clearly an idiot. No way in hell has he ever even been to space, otherwise he would not have made such a ridiculous image.
For what Food Boner lacks in dignity, he makes up for in anime wallscrolls.
Cpt. Supermarket keeps his aisles clean, but his personal life is a mess.
If you're half the man you claim to be, Spacecow, you'll fight me right here, right now.
vlad3217 also saw the movie "Star Wars."
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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