How to Hide All Your Illegal Video Game Files

Create a folder on your desktop named Illegal Files.

For the purposes of this tutorial, I will assume that you're running Windows 95.

Now select all of the illegal video game files on your computer. Move them into the Illegal folder.

Drag the folder to one side of the screen until part of it runs off the edge.

Now your illegal game files are almost entirely hidden. We're nearly there!

Move your mouse until the cursor rests on top of the folder, causing it to vanish completely.

Congratulations! Even the most clever hacker can't find your illegal video game files now!

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– Dennis "Corin Tucker's Stalker" Farrell (@DennisFarrell)