I'm sure any normal fourteen year old would just love to recieve such a letter!
What happened to that fat fuck of a porn star that went on an all semen diet? Did she even get a full fifteen minutes of fame?
Upon ejaculation sperm can reach speeds of up to six hundred miles per hour. African-American males enjoy a much higher speed at over eight hundred miles per hour.
"Jamie 19" will solve all of your problems.
If he doesn't want to use a condom just don't use one. Nothing will happen. Pregnancy and STD statistics are frabricated by the condom companies to sell more rubbers! Don't listen to their lies! It's a multi-billion dollar a year business so they MUST be lying right?
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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