I appreciate your offer of dinner, but I'm still a little full from all that boar's cum-gel.

Sex change technology has gotten to be pretty amazing if you saw a slug crawl into someone's vagina and you still had no idea if it was a man or a woman.

My favorite movie? Oh that would be The Wicker Man.

You guys talk a lot of shit, but next thing you know we'll have another case of Mr. Hands.


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