Let me guess, she has red hair.

The only way for these people to come down from a drug high is to take more drugs.

Yeah well I can bench 455, squat 800, and run the 80 yard dash in 1 second. All I eat is dirt! So nyah!

She stole my drugs.

HOPE OVER DOPE.

JUMPROPE OVER DOPE.

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