GET BACK TO WORK
I am a man and the only man's thought in my head right now is how good pizza can be.
Jeff lays it out and doesn't give a fuck what anyone else thinks. Rock on forever, Jeff.
It would be rude to find faults with people's life dreams, but Renee's seems sort of... how do I put this... counterproductive?
Yogesh knows how to charm the fairer sex.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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