Ken makes a generous living being the guy that brings people down at parties.
Devastation ain't the only thing this lady's feeling.
For some reason every time I hear the name Kevin I visualize Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone, so that's what I've been doing here.
Ooooooh, someone named Flemmish is in troooooouble.
"You are so mother fucker" is the new star of my vocabulary. I'm going to use it all the time.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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