God created man and woman to argue with each other about the kind of drapes they want to hang up in the living room.


Satan, the original troll.


But how do you know gravity will cause you to die if you jump off a building? There's only one way to find out!


Scientists are bitter and cynical and won't hesitate to destroy a fellow scientist's work with his own findings if he can. That's the reason for being a scientist in the first place, showing up other scientists.


Okay, virgin.


But is it wrong to grind, piss, and shit on a chick? This I gotta know.


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