If you want to know how future partners will react to your restoration in-progress just imagine a door slamming in your face.


Any amount of tension exerted on your dick that isn't caused by a woman sucking on it is too much tension.


After much teasing from my wife, and by teasing I mean divorce.


It's my dream to restore my foreskin and my penis to its former glory. But I think I'll put it off until tommorrow.


8 months without tugging? B-b-b-b-but your foreskin... Don't let us down Borneo! Get tugging!


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