"yorrick" answers the question scientists have been wondering for years: "why do you wear black?" According to his studies, it's because "it's repels sunlight." Last time I checked, black absorbs sunlight you retarded ass.
Hey, who here is attracted to Christmas claymation? I know I am!
The trials and tribulations of the gothic lifestyle are occasionally too much to handle. Oh woe!
DURAN DURAN IS NOT GOTH YOU MORON.
If you are a Russian lesbian rivethead goth, this will undoubtedly appeal to you. According to our demographics, that's an awful lot of our readers!
"DAKOTA" is black! Er, back! No wait, I meant black.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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