CAN WE PLEASE STOP HEARING ABOUT THESE TWO STUPID LITTLE BITCHES?

How about Oprah fucking Robin? Who would be on top?

What the hell are you talking about "Poop in Robin's Pants"? Whatever he loses in "pay" he will gain in money flowing from the bin Ladens into his family's coffers.

I learned how to love again.

Woah! Another Bush joke referring to the president's last name as pubic hair. Do all these guys write for the Craig Kilborn show or what?

Should any of these people really be owning guns? Or even pets?

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