Most of the training for "astral sparring" consists of listening to the theme from Highlander and closing your eyes. Maybe clenching a fist if you want to really get into it.

You can't just make dimensions willy-nilly! What do you think you are, a string theorist?

DO NOT FLY, GODDAMN IT

It's likely more of a "fetal position while jocks punch me and look through my wallet" kind of thing.

Once I had a dream where I fought Eddie Murphy.

MOOOOOOM GET OUT OF HERE I'M ON THE COMPUTER

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