You're going to rip the damn thing clear off if you're not careful!
Come down and test drive my scrotum today and recieve free tickets to Disney on Ice!
Finally the truth is revealed!
I would be pretty scared if the guy waiting behind me at a urinal was standing there with his dick hanging out.
Wear a sweater around your waist, problem solved.
Here is a guy who will never have to take viagra. God bless 'em.
Big girl, BIG vagina!
I saw an episode of Real Sex on HBO that dealed with his topic. All I remember is a lot of Mexican ladies handling rubber cocks on an assembly line. It was a hillarious sight.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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