You're going to rip the damn thing clear off if you're not careful!

Come down and test drive my scrotum today and recieve free tickets to Disney on Ice!

Finally the truth is revealed!

I would be pretty scared if the guy waiting behind me at a urinal was standing there with his dick hanging out.

Wear a sweater around your waist, problem solved.

Here is a guy who will never have to take viagra. God bless 'em.

Big girl, BIG vagina!

I saw an episode of Real Sex on HBO that dealed with his topic. All I remember is a lot of Mexican ladies handling rubber cocks on an assembly line. It was a hillarious sight.

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